Since both of my girls are PhD candidates, the eldest in English, I decided to take this blog thing seriously. My youngest agreed, saying that I have a talent for making poignant cultural critiques in an extremely hilarious manner and should start aforementioned blog. My oldest daughter praised my thoughts, saying that I have found a niche market in satire: 'exaggeration comedy'-and that I should start a blog. Recently, I wrote a rant about the consumer capitalism behind the cold and flu industry, and it made both of my (otherwise refined) daughters SNORT out loud! I often write for them- random thoughts and e-mails-in which I express my shock at various cultural phenomena, using my particular Wennerstrom sense of humor. I am also the proud father of two amazing grown daughters who seem to adore my sense of humor. I am enclosing reimbursement for Fig NEWTONS Fruit Chewy Cookies and hope that your next experience will be a good one.ĭenver, Colorado, United States My name is Dennis Wennerstrom, I am a writer, an engineer, a woodworker, and an artist. It's feedback like yours that we use to continually improve the products we offer. Please know that we will do everything we can to help ensure your satisfaction in the future. There is nothing more important to us than giving you, and every one of our consumers, high-quality products.įor that reason, we were sorry to hear that your purchase did not meet your expectations. Thanks for taking the time to let us know about your recent experience with Fig NEWTONS Fruit Chewy Cookies. Kraft Food's response to my letter, inquiring about the size reduction of Newtons: Only intense Post Packaging Therapy will get me I will search with all the search engines-I will get to This one! "Sarah Palin can not see a Newton from her front porch!" Now there are all of these other Newtons: Strawberry, Cherry, Those tasted like dried moose turds NO THANK YOU! The diversion is different Newton products. Mix on low speed to moisten, then increase to medium and cream until light and fluffy, about 5 minutes. Nabisco figured they could pull this off without anyone taking notice. Prepare the Dough: Combine butter, brown sugar, baking soda, salt, cinnamon, honey, and orange zest in the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with a paddle attachment. Should I call Nabisco, theĮPA, FDA, Homeland Security or the IRS? This SO WRONG! I think Newtons, but nothing regarding their size. I may be getting old but I can tell theseĬookies are smaller than they use to be. These weird little cookies on my four hundred plus miles while doing the 2003 Now theyĪre in some goofy resealable little pack. THIS IS UN-AMERICAN! Fig Newtons use toĬome in two wrapped bold and plump stacks in each package. So many products keep the same price but the Swear they are one third to one half the size they were several years What has happened with the size of Fig Newtons? I I just had a glass of milk andįive Fig Newtons. Par for the course I just woke up, wide awake in the An email to my Daughters regarding the diminished size of Fig Newtons
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